After the Downfall

“How will you make it do whatever it does without hurting yourself?” Drepteaza asked after she told the glover no. She might not have seen gunpowder, but she had a good eye for the possibilities.

“I need to make a fuse” Hasso said. The key word necessarily came out in German. If gunpowder caught on here – and if I live long enough, he thought – the technical terms would be in a very foreign language.

In the Wehrmacht, fuses came in two flavors – timed, which burned at about a meter a minute, and instantaneous, which burned at about forty meters a second. You could improvise a fuse with powder and cord, but it would burn pretty damn quick. Hasso didn’t know how to make timed fuse. He didn’t think the Bucovinans would let him spend very long experimenting, either. He wouldn’t have if he were Lord Zgomot.

And so he did some more improvising. He rubbed gunpowder into about a meter of cord, and put the end of that into the leather case holding the rest of his charge. Then he attached the other end to a length of candle wick, which would have to do duty for timed fuse.

He borrowed a toy wagon and a couple of little wooden soldiers and set them near the charge. Everything sat on the bare rammed-earth floor of a palace storeroom. Lord Zgomot, Drepteaza, and Rautat were the only witnesses when Hasso lit the wick and hastily stepped out of the room.

“It makes a loud bang – don’t be afraid,” he said. I hope like hell it does. They’ll hang me up by the balls if it doesn’t.

Rautat nodded. “You can say that again. If it’s like your thunder weapon, it’ll go blam! Blam! Blam!”

“Only once,” Hasso said. “Thunder weapon is all used up. Can’t make anything like that – too hard. Too hard for Lenelli, too. They – ”

Boom! The explosion interrupted him. Rautat flinched. Lord Zgomot jumped. Drepteaza opened her mouth, but she didn’t let out a squeak. Neither did the two men. The Bucovinans had nerve, all right.

“Let’s see what it does,” Hasso said.

Before they could, several servants came running up to find out what the demon had happened. They’d never heard a boom like that before. Lord Zgomot sent them away. Hasso couldn’t follow most of what he said, but it sounded reassuring. He seemed to have a knack for giving people what they needed.

After the servants went away, Hasso and his comrades walked into the storeroom. Rautat wrinkled his nose. “Smells like devils,” he said. Hasso thought the brimstone reek smelled like fireworks. It didn’t smell like war to him; the odor of smokeless powder was different, sharper.

The toy wagon lay on its side near one wall. One of the wooden dolls wasn’t far away. The other one was in pieces on the other side of the room. Only a couple of tattered scraps were left of the leather sack that had held the gunpowder.

“A pot full of this could smash real people and real wagons the same way, yes?” Lord Zgomot asked.

“Yes, Lord. That’s the idea,” Hasso said. That was one of the ideas, anyway. The Bucovinans had catapults – they’d borrowed the idea from the Lenelli. Catapults could fling pots full of gunpowder at charging Lenello knights. The big blonds wouldn’t like that. Neither would their horses, or their wizards’ unicorns.

Wizards … Wizards went on worrying Hasso. What could they do to gunpowder? How soon would they figure it out?

And how soon would he have to go into the cannon-founding business? Cannon could easily outrange catapults. But he didn’t know how to make them. Oh, he had an idea. You needed a hollow tube with a touch-hole at the end opposite the muzzle. But how thick did it have to be? If it blew up instead of sending a cannonball at the enemy, he wouldn’t make himself popular in Bucovin. What kind of carriage should it have? Sure, one with wheels. That covered a lot of ground, though, ground he knew nothing about. One firecracker was a tiny start, no more.

No, this wouldn’t be easy. Lord Zgomot wanted weapons to sweep away the Lenelli. Who could blame him? Hasso couldn’t give him those weapons with a snap of the fingers. It wasn’t that easy. And who’ll blame me because I can’t?

He knew the answer to that. Everybody.

Hasso didn’t trust the Bucovinans to make gunpowder, not yet. They didn’t know enough to be careful. After they watched him for a while, they probably would – after they watched him and after they saw some explosions. You had to respect the stuff or you had no business working with it.

At Drepteaza’s suggestion, Rautat started learning the craft from him. The veteran underofficer had seen what firearms could do. If he didn’t respect gunpowder, what Bucovinan would?