Fifty-Two Stories

And the huntsman Ivan Zakharov? This one, in his tattered woollen coat and with galoshes on his bare feet, sits by the stable on an overturned barrel and makes wads out of old corks. He’s preparing for woodcock season. In his imagination he pictures the way he will take, with all its footpaths, ice-filled hollows, brooks; closing his eyes, he sees a long, straight row of tall, slender trees, under which he will stand with his gun, trembling from the evening coolness, from sweet excitement, and straining his keen hearing; he imagines the hoarse sounds of a woodcock; he already hears all the bells ringing away in the nearby monastery after the vigil, while he stands at the hunt…He feels good, he is boundlessly, senselessly happy.

But now take a look at Makar Denisych, a young man who works for General Stremoukhov as not quite a clerk, not quite a junior manager. His salary is twice that of the gardener, he wears a white shirt front, smokes expensive tobacco, is always well-fed and well-dressed, and on meeting the general always has the pleasure of shaking his plump white hand with its big diamond ring, but despite all that how unhappy he is! He is eternally among books, subscribes to twenty-five roubles’ worth of magazines, and writes, writes…He writes every evening, every afternoon, while the rest are napping, and he puts all he writes into his big trunk. At the very bottom of that trunk lie his neatly folded trousers and waistcoats; on top of them are an unsealed packet of tobacco, a dozen or so pillboxes, a crimson scarf, a cake of glycerine soap in a yellow wrapper, and many other such goods, and to the side of the trunk timidly cling stacks of written-upon paper, as well as two or three issues of Our Province, in which stories and reports by Makar Denisych have been published. The whole district considers him a writer, a poet; they all see something peculiar in him, do not like him, say he talks differently, walks differently, smokes differently, and once, at a general court session to which he had been summoned as a witness, he let slip inappropriately that he was occupied with literature, and blushed as deeply as if he had stolen a chicken.

Here he is, in a dark blue coat, a plush hat, and with a cane in his hand, slowly walking down the drive…He takes five steps, stops, and fixes his eyes on the sky or on an old rook sitting in a fir tree.

The gardener stands, arms akimbo, sternness is written on the huntsman’s face, and Makar Denisych stoops, coughs timidly, and looks around sourly, as if spring crushes and stifles him with its vapors, its beauty!…His soul is filled with timidity. Instead of ecstasies, joys, and hopes, spring evokes in him only some sort of vague desires, which trouble him, and so he walks along, unable to figure out what he needs. In fact, what does he need?

“Ah, greetings, Makar Denisych!” He suddenly hears the voice of General Stremoukhov. “So, has the mail come yet?”

“Not yet, Your Excellency,” replies Makar Denisych, looking at the carriage in which the hale and hearty general sits with his little daughter.

“Splendid weather! Spring is here!” says the general. “Going for a stroll? Getting inspired?”

But in his eyes is written: “Giftlessness! Mediocrity!”

“Ah, my dear fellow!” says the general, taking up the reins. “What a wonderful little piece I read today over coffee! A trifle, just two pages, but so charming! Too bad you don’t know French, I’d give it to you to read…”

The general hastily, sketchily retells the content of the story he read, and Makar Denisych listens and feels embarrassed, as if it is his fault that he is not a French writer who writes little pieces.

“I don’t understand what he found good in it,” he thinks, following the disappearing carriage with his eyes. “The content is banal, hackneyed…My stories are much more substantial.”

A worm begins to gnaw at Makar. Authorial vanity is painful, it is an infection of the soul; whoever suffers from it no longer hears the singing of the birds, nor sees the shining of the sun, nor sees the spring…It takes only the slightest touch of this sore spot for the whole body to shrink with pain. The poisoned Makar walks on further and through the garden gate comes out onto the dirty road. There, his whole body jouncing on a high britzka, Mr. Bubentsov is hurrying somewhere.

“Ah, Mister Writer!” he cries. “Hello there!”

If Makar Denisych were merely a clerk or a junior manager, no one would dare speak to him in such a condescending, casual tone, but he is a “writer,” he is giftlessness, mediocrity!