“You know I do love you. I didn’t just say it because you did,” Cassidy said.
“Yes, and thank you for that,” I said.
I took her home and kissed her on the front porch. I chuckled when Coach flashed the front porch lights to let us know he was watching.
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Chapter 16 – Alpha Male Unleashed
Saturday September 26When I got up, Duke and I went to the kitchen and found Mom and Dad making breakfast. The tension had seemed to ease some in the past couple of weeks, and this weekend was planned for them to have some alone-time without me ‘under their feet.’ I had no idea what that meant, and, to be honest, didn’t want to know.
“I visited Tim in the hospital yesterday. His surgery found more damage than they’d hoped. He won’t be able to play until next season,” Mom said.
I’d seen the hit, and it had looked bad to me at the time. When I got back, I would have to go visit Tim.
“How was he taking it?” I asked.
“He was on some good drugs, but it’ll set in soon. Tim told me to tell you that he expects to be back for next year.”
I kind of spaced out as I worried about my friend. Watching my parents cook, it seemed like they were making a lot, which had me wondering if Greg and his family were coming over. Then Alan came in the back door. He was followed by Ty, Jim, Wolf, and Brandon. Alan made himself at home and got everyone a glass of orange juice or milk. Brandon opted for coffee. Mom told the guys about Tim.
Dad outdid himself. He made Greek omelets with Greek sausage, tomatoes, and feta cheese. He got out the pancake griddle and fried Texas toast with butter to make it golden brown. I found the homemade rhubarb and orange preserves to top the toast. Mom made home fries, and there was a box of doughnuts. I was going to pass but found several Boston Creams with chocolate frosting, and I was soon off my diet as we all chowed down. That many high school boys can eat a lot. We all cleaned up and then hit the road. Since there were six of us, we decided to take two cars. Brandon and I volunteered to drive. Alan and Ty rode with me.
“Have you really had anal sex?” Alan blurted out.
I should have made him ride with someone else. This would be a long road trip if he was full of questions.
“Why? Were you thinking you might want to do it?” I asked.
“No, but I’d like to be ready if the need ever arises.”
“Since you’re my friend, I guess I could show you, but I don’t think you’d like it.”
I looked in the rearview mirror, and Ty had a big smile on his face.
“Why’s that?” Alan asked.
“Because I don’t think you’d be able to handle my massive shlong,” I said.
Alan was not amused, but Ty and I were.
“I’m serious!” Alan pouted.
“Actually, I’d like to hear this, too,” Ty said.
“You’re an anal virgin, too?” I asked.
“Screw you.”
“Yes, I’ve put my pee-pee into a tight little bottom before, and, before you ask, I will not give out names.”
“Okay, wise one, enlighten us,” Alan said.
“First, some health and safety tips. Always use a condom. You know what comes out of that hole, and there are more than a few bugs there that would not be good for you. Never go from her butt to her vagina; and if you do, put on a new condom. It’s warm and moist and the perfect Petri dish to grow all kinds of funky stuff. She’ll be really pissed if she gets some of said funky stuff growing down there. It will also put her out of action, which means she’ll cut you off. Finally, no ATM,” I said.
“What’s ATM?” Alan asked.
“Ass to mouth,” Ty answered.
“Yuck!” Alan said.
“I don’t think I’d kiss her after that,” Ty said.
“What else?” Alan asked.
“I’m going to assume you’ve had sex, so you understand the basic mechanics. The big difference is there’s no lubrication, so you need to use lube. I wouldn’t trust a lubricated condom to be sufficient. In fact, they say that too much lube is almost enough. Something else to remember is that the entrance is a tight little ring that’s elastic, but it takes time to adjust. I would suggest that you work to stretch it some by slowly adding fingers. This is a great way to lube her up. Once you’re ready, take it easy. This is not a case of you slamming home and doing her hard. Wait until she can handle it,” I said.
“Is it really good?” Alan asked.
I gave him a knowing smirk and wouldn’t answer him.
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When we were about halfway to Ann Arbor, we had to pull over for a potty break. Ty and Alan went to talk to Jim and Wolf, and soon the four of them were giggling like schoolgirls. When they were done, and everyone back in the car, Alan had a request.
“We need to go to a drugstore.”
I’d seen a Walgreens sign, so I pulled out of McDonald’s and pulled into the drugstore lot. Everyone piled out of the cars and went in except Brandon.
“What are they up to?” Brandon asked.
“They think they can talk some drunken college girl into having sex with them, and then get the girl to have anal sex.”
“Should we go supervise their purchases?” he asked.
“No, but if you don’t have any condoms, you might want to get some.”