The Complete Hammer's Slammers, Vol. 3

“It’s out in front of the building,” Huber said. “I—”

“Right,” said Tranter. “Come on, Bayes. Sir, you’ll be in Building Five in back of the vehicle park. They’re temporaries but they’re pretty nice, and engineering threw us up a nice bulletproof wall around the whole compound. Just in case—which I guess I don’t have to explain to you.”

Chuckling at the reference to Rhodesville, the two troopers left the room. Huber smiled too. It was gallows humor, sure; but if you couldn’t laugh at grim jokes, you weren’t going to laugh very much on service with the Slammers.

And it wasn’t that Tranter didn’t have personal experience with disaster. The nonskid sole of his mechanical foot thumped the floor with a note distinct from that of the boot on his right foot.

“I’m impressed by Sergeant Tranter,” Hera said in a low voice as she stepped into her alcove after Huber. Though it seemed open to the rest of the room, a sonic distorter kept conversations within the cubicle private by canceling any sounds that crossed the invisible barrier. “As a matter of fact, I’m impressed by all the, ah, soldiers assigned to this section. I’d assumed that because they weren’t fit for regular duties….”

“Ma’am,” Huber said, hearing the unmeant chill in his voice. “We’re the Slammers. It’s not just that everybody in the Regiment’s a volunteer—that’s true of a lot of merc outfits. We’re the best. We’ve got the best equipment, we get the best pay, and we’ve got our pick of recruits. People who don’t do the job they’re assigned to because they don’t feel like it, they go someplace else. By their choice or by the Colonel’s.”

“I’m sorry,” the woman said. “I didn’t mean …”

Her voice trailed off. She had meant she expected people on medical profile to slack off while they were on temporary assignment to ash and trash jobs.

Huber gave an embarrassed chuckle. He felt like an idiot to’ve come on like a regimental recruiter to somebody who was trying to offer praise.

“Ma’am,” he said, “I was out of line. I just mean the folks who stay in the Slammers are professionals. Sergeant Tranter, now—he could retire on full pay. If he didn’t, it’s because he wants to stay with the Regiment. And I’d venture a guess—”

Made more vivid by Huber’s own sudden vision of being cast out of the Slammers.

“—that it’s because he’s grown to like being around other professionals, other people who do their job because it’s their job. You don’t find a lot of that in the outside world.”

She looked at him without expression. “No,” she said, “you don’t. Well, Lieutenant Huber, again I’m glad for your arrival. And if it’s agreeable to you, I prefer ‘Hera’ to ‘ma’am’ or ‘Deputy Graciano.’ But of course it’s up to you as section head to decide on the etiquette.”

“Hera’s fine and so’s Arne,” Huber said in relief. “And ah—Hera? About Captain Cassutt?”

She gestured to affect disinterest.

“No, you deserve to hear,” Huber said, “after the way I got up on my haunches. Cassutt had a bad time the deployment before this one. It wasn’t his fault, mostly at any rate, but he got pulled out of the line.”

The same way I did, but Huber didn’t say that.

“He’s off on leave, now,” he continued. “He’ll either dry out or he’ll be out. If he’s forcibly retired, his pension will keep him in booze as long as his liver lasts—but he won’t be anywhere he’s going to screw up the business of the Regiment.”

“I …” Hera said. There was no way of telling what the thought she’d smothered unspoken was. “I see that. Ah, here’s the transport that I’ve either purchased or contracted for, based on volume requirements sent me by the regimental prep section. If you’d like to go over them …?”

She’d set her holographic projector on a 360-degree display so that they both could read the data from their different angles. Huber checked the list of tonnage per unit per day, in combat and in reserve, then the parallel columns giving vehicles and payloads. Those last figures floored him.

“Ma’am?” he said, careting the anomaly with his light wand. “Hera, I mean, these numbers—oh! They’re dirigibles?”

She nodded warily. “Yes, we use dirigibles for most heavy lifting,” she explained. “They’re as fast as ground vehicles even on good roads, and we don’t have many good surface roads on Plattner’s World.”

She frowned and corrected herself, “In the Outer States, that is. Solace has roads and a monorail system for collecting farm produce.”

“I don’t have anything against dirigibles in general,” Huber said, then said with the emphasis of having remembered, “Hera. But in a war zone they’re—”

He kept his voice steady with effort as his mind replayed a vision of the dirigible crashing into Rhodesville’s brick-faced terminal building and erupting like a volcano.

“—too vulnerable. We’ll need ground transport, or—how about surface effect cargo carriers? Do you have them here? They look like airplanes, but their wings just compress the air between them and the ground instead of really flying.”