The James Bond Anthology

Scaramanga’s voice boomed against the wind. ‘Folks. Jes’ a little surprise for you all. Something from the good old Western movies. There’s a girl on the line ahead. Tied across it. Take a look. And you know what? It’s the girl friend of a certain man we’ve been hearing of called James Bond. Would you believe it? An’ her name’s Goodnight, Mary Goodnight. It sure is goodnight for her. If only that fellow Bond was aboard now, I guess we’d be hearing him holler for mercy.’

14 | THE GREAT MORASS

James Bond leaped for the accelerator lever and tore it downwards. The engine lost a head of steam but there was only a hundred yards to go and now the only thing that could save the girl was the brakes under Scaramanga’s control in the brake van. The Rasta already had his cutlass in his hand. The flames from the furnace glinted on the blade. He stood back like a cornered animal, his eyes red with ganja and fear of the gun in Bond’s hand. Nothing could save the girl now! Bond, knowing that Scaramanga would expect him from the right side of the tender, leaped to the left. Hendriks had his gun out. Before it could swivel, Bond put a bullet between the man’s cold eyes. The head jerked back. For an instant, steel-capped back teeth showed in the gaping mouth. Then the grey Homburg fell off and the dead head slumped. The golden gun boomed twice. A bullet whanged round the cabin. The Rasta screamed and fell to the ground, clutching at his throat. His hand was still clenched round the whistle lanyard and the little train kept up its mournful howl of warning. Fifty yards to go! The golden hair hung forlornly forward, obscuring the face. The ropes on the wrists and ankles showed clearly. The breasts offered themselves to the screaming engine. Bond ground his teeth and shut his mind to the dreadful impact that would come any minute now. He leaped to the left again and got off three shots. He thought two of them had hit, but then something slammed a great blow into the muscle of his left shoulder and he spun across the cab and crashed to the iron floor, his face over the edge of the footplate. And it was from there, only inches away, that he saw the front wheels scrunch through the body on the line, saw the blonde head severed from the body, saw the china-blue eyes give him a last blank stare, saw the fragments of the showroom dummy disintegrate with a sharp crackling of plastic and the pink splinters shower down the embankment.

James Bond choked back the sickness that rose from his stomach into the back of his throat. He staggered to his feet, keeping low. He reached up for the accelerator lever and pushed it upwards. A pitched battle with the train at a standstill would put the odds even more against him. He hardly felt the pain in his shoulder. He edged round the right-hand side of the tender. Four guns boomed. He flung his head back under cover. Now the hoods were shooting, but wildly because of the interference of the Surrey top. But Bond had had time to see one glorious sight. In the brake van, Scaramanga had slid from his throne and was down on his knees, his head moving to and fro like a wounded animal. Where in hell had Bond hit him? And now what? How was he going to deal with the four hoods, just as badly obscured from him as he was from them?

Then a voice from the back of the train, it could only be from the brake van, Felix Leiter’s voice, called out above the shriek of the engine’s whistle, ‘Okay, you four guys. Toss your guns over the side. Now! Quick!’ There came the crack of a shot. ‘I said quick! There’s Mr Gengerella gone to meet his maker. Okay, then. And now hands behind your heads. That’s better. Right. Okay, James. The battle’s over. Are you okay? If so, show yourself. There’s still the final curtain and we’ve got to move quick.’

Bond rose carefully. He could hardly believe it! Leiter must have been riding on the buffers behind the brake van. He wouldn’t have been able to show himself earlier for fear of Bond’s gunfire. Yes! There he was! His fair hair tousled by the wind, a long-barrelled pistol using his upraised steel hook as a rest, standing astride the now supine body of Scaramanga beside the brake wheel. Bond’s shoulder had begun to hurt like hell. He shouted, with the anger of tremendous relief, ‘God damn you, Leiter. Why in hell didn’t you show up before? I might have got hurt.’

Leiter laughed. ‘That’ll be the day! Now listen, shamus. Get ready to jump. The longer you wait, the farther you’ve got to walk home. I’m going to stay with these guys for a while and hand them over to the law in Green Harbour.’ He shook his head to show this was a lie. ‘Now get goin’. It’s The Morass. The landing’ll be soft. Stinks a bit, but we’ll give you an eau-de-Cologne spray when you get home. Right?’