Harriet had already told Hely everything that she had to tell, but she was so agitated after her conversation with Ida that she kept fidgeting and pacing and repeating herself. “She knew it was Danny Ratliff. She
“Why don’t we pour sugar in his gas tank? That’ll totally destroy the engine of a car.”
She gave him a disgusted look, which offended him slightly; he had thought this an excellent idea.
“Or let’s write a letter to the police and don’t sign our names.”
“What good will that do?”
“If we tell my daddy, I bet he’ll call them.”
Harriet snorted. She didn’t share Hely’s high opinion of his father, who was a principal at the high school.
“Let’s hear
Harriet bit her lower lip. “I want to kill him,” she said.
The sternness and remove of her expression struck a thrill at Hely’s heart. “Can I help?” he said immediately.
“No.”
“You can’t kill him by yourself!”
“Why not?”
He was taken aback by her look. For a moment he couldn’t think of a good reason. “Because he’s big,” he said at last. “He’ll kick your ass.”
“Yes, but I bet I’m smarter than him.”
“Let me help. How are you going to do it, anyway?” he said, nudging her with the toe of his sneaker. “Have you got a gun?”
“My dad does.”
“Those big old shotguns? You couldn’t even pick one of them things up.”
“Maybe so, but—Look, don’t get
“Where did you learn all this?” said Harriet, after an attentive pause.
“In Boy Scouts.” He hadn’t really learned it in the Boy Scouts; he didn’t know exactly how he knew it, though he was pretty sure it was true.
“I wouldn’t have quit going to Brownies if they’d taught us stuff like that.”
“Well, they teach you a lot of crap in the Boy Scouts too. Traffic safety and stuff.”
“What if we used a pistol?”
“A pistol would be better,” said Hely, glancing coolly away to conceal his pleasure.
“Do you know how to shoot one?”
“Oh yeah.” Hely had never had his hands on a gun in his life—his father didn’t hunt, and didn’t allow his boys to hunt—but he did have a BB gun. He was about to volunteer that his mother kept a little black pistol in her bedside table when Harriet said: “Is it hard?”
“To shoot? Not for me, it isn’t,” said Hely. “Don’t worry, I’ll shoot him for you.”
“No, I want to do it myself.”
“Okay, so, I’ll teach you,” said Hely. “I’ll
“Where?”
“What do you mean?”
“We can’t be shooting off guns in the back yard.”
“That’s right, sweet pea, you certainly can’t,” said a merry-voiced shadow which loomed suddenly in the door of the toolshed.
Hely and Harriet—badly startled—glanced up into the white pop of a Polaroid flashbulb.
“
The camera spat out the picture with a click and a whir.
“Don’t be mad, yall, I couldn’t help it,” said Hely’s mother, in a bemused voice which made it plain she didn’t give a hoot if they were mad or not. “Ida Rhew told me she thought you two were out here. Peanut—” (“Peanut” was what Hely’s mother always called him; it was a nickname he despised) “did you forget that today is Daddy’s birthday? I want both you boys to be at home when he gets back from playing golf so we can surprise him.”
“Don’t sneak up on me like that!”
“Oh, come on. I just went out and bought a bunch of film, and yall just looked so cute. I hope it comes out.…” She examined the photograph, and blew on it through pursed, pink-frosted lips. Though Hely’s mother was the same age as Harriet’s, she dressed and acted much younger. She wore blue eye shadow and had a dark, freckly tan, from parading around Hely’s back yard in a bikini (“like a teenybopper!” said Edie), and her hair was cut the same way that a lot of high-school girls wore it.
Hely’s mother laughed. “I know you don’t like white cake, Hely, but it
“Can’t Harriet eat with us?”
“Not today, Peanut,” she said breezily, with a wink at Harriet. “Harriet understands, don’t you, sweetie?”