Twelve Angry Librarians

The irony of the situation struck me, and I wanted to laugh. I restrained myself, because I wouldn’t be able to explain to Lisa what I found funny about her offer. Instead, I checked out the plate with the spirals I liked so much and saw that there were half a dozen left.

“Well, I could take those, I guess.” I pointed to the plate.

“Go ahead,” Lisa said. “Better grab them, though, before anyone else does. I’m about to offer the people still here whatever they want to take with them. I’m hoping they’ll take the hint and go. I’m about ready to drop.”

I had thought earlier that she looked tired, and now that I looked again more closely, I could see that she really was more than ready to clear the room and go to bed.

“Thanks,” I said. “Let me help with the cleanup.”

“No, I appreciate the offer, but there won’t be that much to do. I’ll shove whatever’s left in the fridge and leave the room for the hotel staff. They’ll be getting a healthy tip, I promise you.”

“All right, then, I guess I’ll wrap up my goodies, and Diesel and I will head home. Ready to go home, boy?” He looked up at me and chirped. He wasn’t exhausted like Lisa, but I could see that he had finally begun to tire. I had tried to keep him out of the main flow of the party so that he wouldn’t be overwhelmed with people, and I thought my strategy had worked pretty well.

While I helped myself to the food I wanted to take home, Lisa gave Diesel a few strokes down his back and told him how well-behaved he was. He meowed and purred for her until I was ready to leave.

“Get some rest,” I said.

“Don’t worry, I will,” she responded.

As Diesel and I headed for the door, Lisa called for everyone’s attention and began her announcement about the food. We made it to the elevator before any of the other guests came out of the suite, so we had the car to ourselves. I imagined that Diesel enjoyed the quiet as much as I did. The older I got, the more I found noise—the kind at parties or in restaurants—ultimately exhausting. Perhaps it was an extension of my claustrophobia, or maybe it was a product of aging. Either way, I was grateful to be away from it.

Lack of hubbub around me allowed me to think more clearly. I thought about Harlan Crais and wondered about the bottle of water he’d accepted from Gavin at the party on Thursday. I still couldn’t figure out why at least two bottles had been tampered with. There could have been more, but only the authorities would know that. I supposed that, at some point after the case was solved, Kanesha might be willing to share some of those details with me. Either that, or I’d have to read about them in the media like everyone else.

Diesel was intrigued by the napkin-wrapped food that I carried in one hand. As we made our way through the lobby and out to the parking lot behind the hotel, he kept looking at it. He meowed every so often, and I told him that this food wasn’t for him. He would get a treat as soon as we got home.

In the car I made sure to put the food out of reach in the glove compartment. I didn’t think he would try to get at it if I left it in the open car, but with felines, even one as well-behaved as Diesel, I had learned you could never be absolutely certain what they would do in any given situation.

The house was quiet when we entered. Stewart’s car wasn’t in the garage, so that meant no one was home, except possibly Dante in his crate up in Stewart and Haskell’s apartment on the third floor. Once I released Diesel from his leash and harness he scurried to the utility room. I took my food out of the napkins in which I had wrapped it and transferred it into a plastic refrigerator bag. I was tempted to eat a couple of the spirals and stared at them for a moment, then put them in the fridge. A small victory for willpower. I needed more of them.

When Diesel came back to the kitchen I had his treat—or rather, treats—ready for him. I told him again what a good boy he had been at the party, and he gobbled down the treats as if I hadn’t fed him in three days. He looked at me hopefully when they were gone, but I told him, “No, that’s all for tonight.”

He stared at me a moment before he turned and walked back to the utility room. I knew he would make do with dry food to fill the bottomless pit that was his stomach.

Shaking my head and smiling, I headed upstairs to get ready for bed. I was tired and hoped I could go to sleep soon. I felt a little guilty that I’d left Lisa with the cleanup, but I hadn’t argued when she told me she’d handle it. After all, she was around twenty years younger than I.

Diesel hadn’t come upstairs when I was ready to climb into bed. I lay there with the bedside lamp on until he appeared a couple of minutes later. He climbed on the bed and stretched out beside me in his usual position. I thought about calling Helen Louise, but she wouldn’t be home from the bistro for at least another hour or two. She was always exhausted on Saturday nights.