Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors

This trans-species use of the same molecule for roughly the same sexual purpose has some bizarre consequences. For example, the chief sex pheromone in the pig is 5-alpha-androstenol—chemically similar to testosterone. It’s mixed in with the boar’s saliva (as testosterone is present in the spit of men). When a sow in heat smells this steroid on a slavering boar, she promptly adopts the come-hither mating posture. Oddly, truffles, the French culinary delight, produce exactly the same steroid and in a higher concentration than in boar spit. This seems to be why pigs are used by gastronomes to find and unearth truffles. (How strange it must seem to the sows, always falling in love with little black pieces of fungus, only to have them cruelly snatched away by humans.) Since truffles are fungi, in which steroids play key sexual roles, perhaps tormenting sows is just an accidental side-effect—or perhaps it serves the function of inciting pigs to dig so the spores are spread more widely and the Earth is covered with truffles.

Now in light of all this, what are we to make of the fact that 5-alpha-androstenol is also copiously produced in the underarm perspiration of men?⁷

Long ago—before institutionalized hygiene, before the present perfumed and deodorized age—might it have played a part in human and prehuman courtship and mating behavior? (The noses of women, we cannot help noting, are often at the same level as the armpits of men.*) Might this have something to do with the willingness of the rich to spend exorbitant sums on tiny pieces of a nearly tasteless cork-like substance?

A genetically male embryo deprived of testosterone and other androgens will emerge with what look very much like female genitals. Conversely, the genitalia of a genetically female embryo subjected to high levels of testosterone and other androgens will be masculinized: If smaller amounts of the steroid are present, perhaps she’s born with only a somewhat bigger clitoris; if larger amounts, her clitoris becomes a penis, and her labia majora fold over to become a scrotum. She may develop a normal-looking male penis and scrotum, although the scrotum will have no testicles within. (She’ll also have nonfunctioning ovaries.) Such girls as they grow up are found to prefer guns and cars to dolls and kitchen supplies, boy to girl playmates, and enjoy rough-housing and the outdoors; they may also find women sexually more attractive than men.⁸

(There’s no evidence for the converse—for example, that most tomboys have excessive amounts of androgens.)

The difference between male and female, not genetically but on so fundamental a matter as which set of external genitalia you are to have, depends on how much male steroid you encountered in the first few weeks after conception. Leave that bit of developing embryonic tissue alone and it will become a female. Suffuse it with a little testosterone-like hormone and it will become a male, † The tissue is spring-loaded to respond to the androgen (the word literally means “male maker”), which serves as a means of internal communication. There are buttons on the developing embryo that only androgens can push. Once they are

pushed, substantial machinery, whose existence you might otherwise never have guessed, takes over and works mythic transformations.

Across widely different animal species, another class of sex hormones, the estrogens, curbs aggressiveness in females, and yet another, progesterone, increases the feminine inclination to protect and care for the young. (The words signify, respectively, something like estrus-maker and gestation-promoter.) Mother rats, as all mammals, are attentive to their offspring: They build and defend nests, nurse the pups, lick them clean, retrieve them when they wander away, and teach them. None of this behavior is evident in virgin females, though, who studiously ignore newborn pups, or even make some efforts to avoid them. But prolonged treatment with the female hormones progesterone and estradiol—bringing the hormone levels of virgins up to those typical of late pregnancy—results in the emergence of marked maternal behavior. Rats with high levels of estrogen are also less anxious and fearful and less likely to engage in conflict.¹⁰

These female hormones are produced mainly in the ovaries. But when we see a calm, competent, and loving mother, most of us are not driven to exclaim “Man, has she got ovaries!” The reason doubtless has something to do with the ready accessibility of testicles for accidental or experimental removal, dangling as they do in vulnerable external sacs*—quite differently situated than the ovaries, which are locked away for safekeeping within the vault of the body. But clearly ovaries must equally be counted as among the family jewels.