Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors

As anyone knows who has seen a pet tomcat drag himself home after an absence of a day or two—with an eye closed, an ear torn, his fur matted and bloody—testosterone exacts a price. What happens if you take a male animal—let’s say, someone less combative than tomcats out for a night on the town—and equip him with an implant that keeps his testosterone blood levels high? When this is done to sparrows, hardy territorialists, there seems to be no significant increase in the sparrow murder rate. But when male cowbirds are implanted, their numbers markedly decrease;¹⁴ many birds are now observed with unusually serious injuries, clearly obtained in combat with their fellows. Unlike sparrows, cowbirds establish dominance hierarchies but do not have core territorial refuges into which they can flee. Bluff can escalate into serious fighting if you’re simultaneously charged up with testosterone and have no tradition of sanctuary. Another steroid deficit: Male birds with artificially high testosterone levels are less inclined to feed their hatchlings.

¹⁵ Macho males tend to neglect their family responsibilities.

Sex hormones are now manufactured by pharmaceutical companies, and widely used—legally and illegally. We can learn something about their role in Nature by asking why people use them. Anabolic steroids are molecules very like, but usually not identical to, testosterone. They’re taken mainly by: (1) bodybuilders and athletes (who widely believe that certain feats of strength can be accomplished only

by young men on steroids); (2) young men who wish to macho up, usually to attract women or other men; and (3) those who wish to disinhibit their meanness (nightclub bouncers, hit men in organized crime, prison guards, and so on).¹⁶ The enhanced musculature does not come about through steroids alone; it also requires vigorous and systematic exercise. One of the side effects is facial and back acne. Anabolic steroids don’t seem to grow hair. Large doses lead to dysfunction and atrophy of the testicles—perhaps the body’s response to excessive testosterone titers; too much testosterone is socially sufficiently dangerous that a mechanism may have evolved so that tendencies toward excessive production aren’t passed on to future generations.

Estrogen is taken by women, usually post-menopause or post-hysterectomy, to preserve sexual interest and lubrication, to slow loss of bone calcium, and to achieve a more youthful complexion. Bodybuilding and transsexual women may take anabolic steroids because they strikingly redistribute weight—from thighs to chest and biceps, for example. Transsexual men taking estrogen redistribute weight the other way, grow breasts, and feminize the nipples and areolae; there’s also a general mellowing of temperament. Bearing in mind these consequences of taking sex hormones as an adult, and the much more profound influence they have on the embryo—actually determining which sexual organs will be present—it seems likely that far subtler changes in hormone levels might influence not just dominance, territoriality, aggression, care for the young, gentleness, anxiety level, and talent for conflict resolution, but also sexual appetite and preference.

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Bulls, stallions, and roosters are made into steers, geldings, and capons because humans find their machismo inconvenient—the very same male spirit that the castrators likely admire in themselves. One or two skilled motions of the blade—or a deft bite by a reindeer-herding Lapp woman—and the testosterone levels are down to manageable proportions for the rest of the animal’s life. Humans want their domestic animals to be submissive, easily controlled. Intact males are an awkward necessity; we want just enough of them to father a new generation of captives.

Something similar although less direct happens within the dominance hierarchy. From pit vipers to primates, the loser in ritual combat often experiences a steep decline in testosterone and related sex hormones, making him less likely to challenge the leadership at a later time, and therefore less likely to be injured. On a molecular level, he’s learned his lesson. With fewer circulating steroids, he’s now less ardent in his pursuit of females—at least when high-ranking males are around. This also is to the liking of the alphas. Again, decreases in testosterone levels following defeat are usually much more marked than any increases following victory.