Simple Genius

Michelle was so upset she was trembling. She took several calming breaths, grabbed her clothes and finished dressing in the bathroom. The door didn’t have a lock for obvious reasons, so she stood with her back pressed against it in case the man came back for something more than a peek at her ass and boobs. She felt violated beyond belief. She was deciding whether to report Barry when another staff member walked in after Michelle had finishing dressing.

“I’m here to take you to the session,” the woman said.

“What session?” Michelle asked.

“Horatio Barnes has scheduled you for a group session this afternoon.”

“He didn’t tell me that.”

“Well, it’s on your chart. I’m just here to make sure you go.”

Michelle hesitated. Damn him. “How many people in the group?”

“Ten. I’m sure you’ll get a lot out of it. And it’s only thirty minutes long.”

“Fine, let’s just get it over with,” Michelle said sharply.

“That’s not the proper attitude to have,” the woman said in a scolding tone.

“Lady, right now it’s the only attitude I’ve got.”

A male doctor Michelle had never seen before was leading the session.

The only saving grace for Michelle was that Sandy was there. She made a beeline for the woman and sat next to her. As soon as Michelle did so the door opened and Barry came in. He stood in the back against the wall.

Every time Michelle felt his gaze on her, her skin prickled. That jerk had seen her naked. It was killing her. Even Sean had never seen that much of her.

While the doctor was handing out some materials, Sandy looked over at Michelle and saw her expression of misery. “You okay?”

“No, but I’ll tell you about it later. How does this session work?” she whispered.

“Just follow my lead. It’ll be okay. This shrink isn’t bad. He means well, but he’s totally clueless to what goes on in the real world.”

“That’s inspiring,” Michelle said.

After the session was over, Michelle pushed Sandy’s wheelchair past Barry.

“You ladies have a nice day,” Barry said, holding the door for them and smiling broadly.

“Go fuck yourself!” Michelle said loud enough for him and everyone else to hear.

Sandy screwed up her face. “Oh, honey, please, that conjures up such a nasty vision and I just had my lunch.”

Barry stopped smiling.

On the way back to Sandy’s room Michelle filled her in on Barry’s actions.

“I’ve heard he listens for the showers to go on and off in the good-looking women’s rooms and then slips in for a little peek.”

Michelle looked outraged. “If the bastard has an MO that people know about why hasn’t he been fired?”

“People are afraid to speak up. Face it, most folks are here because they’re messed up, vulnerable. They’re not in the best position to defend themselves against assholes like that.”

“I’d love a few minutes alone with the guy. His face would be even uglier than it is now.”

“That would be hard to do,” Sandy replied.

Michelle wheeled Sandy into her room and saw the large bouquet of flowers on the nightstand. “You have a secret admirer?” she asked.

“Don’t all women?” Sandy fingered a rose petal. “Speaking of admirers, who was that tall, gorgeous man I saw you talking to when you first got here?”

“Sean King. We’re partners.”

“Partners? So no ring yet?”

“No, we’re partners in a detective agency.”

“You’re a detective?”

“And ex-Secret Service.”

“I wouldn’t have pegged you for being a fed.”

“Why, are we supposed to have a certain look?”

“No. But I’m usually pretty good at telling the goodies from the baddies.”

“You’ve had a lot of experience with both?”

“Let’s just say I’ve had lots of experience period.” She patted Michelle’s hand. “So this Sean King and you? Anything happening outside of work?”

“Now you sound like my shrink.”

“Is he as good inside as he looks on the outside?”

“Even better actually.”

“Then honey, can I ask why you don’t have a ring on your finger?”

“We’re business partners.”

“There’re lots of ways to make a living. But it’s been my experience that handsome men with hearts of gold are as rare as a woman leaving a bar without getting her bottom grabbed. Find one like that, you better reel him in or someone else will.”

Michelle thought of Sean and Joan working together again while she was stuck in here having a fight for her soul with Horatio “Harley-Davidson” Barnes and getting peeped on by Barry the Dickhead. “It’s not that simple,” she finally said.

“Oh, women tell themselves that all the time. That’s partially because nothing for women is simple. It’s only simple for men and that’s because, God love the little bastards, they just can’t see any higher than they can grope.”

“Sean is different.”

“Then you’re just making my point for me. Screw the complex and keep it simple. A ring on the finger. That’s all it takes.”

“Assuming for argument’s sake that I’m willing, what if he’s not?”

Sandy ran her gaze over Michelle. “Then, frankly, he needs to be in here more than you. He might be a cut above most men, but I’m assuming he still has a zipper and something behind it.”

“Relying on physical attraction doesn’t work long term.”